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Seth-kun, yay! And two lists. :D
Everyone, meet Seth. Seth, this is everyone. *pats him* My new printer arrived today, and he's all hooked up, installed, and printing like a dream. Let us hope he outdoes his cousin and lasts for over 110,000 pages!! XD (About five minutes after I decided to call him Seth, the name Alphonse occurred to me. I chose to stick with Seth, though, since Edward, my UPS, won't be lasting much longer and it will be easier for me to replace sparkly!Edward than Fullmetal!Edward.) :B
Now, because I feel like it, two spontaneous lists.
Ten things S2M does NOT find impressive, ranging from "meh" to "Do you have ANY idea how incredibly dumb that is?"
1. Tattoos and body piercings.
2. Gunning car engines and peeling out in a sad attempt to prove manhood.
3. Bragging about breaking any sort of law, including stealing, cheating on taxes, beating someone up, etc.
4. Refusing to shop for clothing at national chains because "I am not a fashion sheep".
5. Cars that are basically huge stereos on wheels.
6. Jail time.
7. Sexual prowess or promiscuity.
8. The number of children either birthed or fathered.
9. Popularity in high school or college.
10. "It takes 10 *insert unit of measurement and alcoholic beverage* before I get drunk!!"
Ten things S2M DOES find impressive, ranging from "Oooh, really?" to "OMG may I fangirl you??!?!"
1. Writing or drawing a best-seller or internet popularity equivalent.
2. Having a Masters or even better, a Doctorate.
3. Fluency in both speaking and reading for a language not of your birth.
4. Successfully backpacking across Europe, especially if you're female.
5. High skills in music or art.
6. Regularly dressing outside of accepted fashion out in public, such as cosplay or period costume.
7. Being a self-made millionaire--by legal means.
8. Abilty to build from scratch or successfully repair complicated electronics, machinery, or working objects like computers, cars, and sailing boats.
9. Overcoming any form of addiction or disorder, from smoking to fear of flying to over-eating.
10. Enjoying literary, political, or other genres of intellectual debate.
There. Thoughts??
ETA: this post has earned comments from every man on my flist but one, and he doesn't count b/c he only visited LJ once. Heh. *is amused*
Now, because I feel like it, two spontaneous lists.
Ten things S2M does NOT find impressive, ranging from "meh" to "Do you have ANY idea how incredibly dumb that is?"
1. Tattoos and body piercings.
2. Gunning car engines and peeling out in a sad attempt to prove manhood.
3. Bragging about breaking any sort of law, including stealing, cheating on taxes, beating someone up, etc.
4. Refusing to shop for clothing at national chains because "I am not a fashion sheep".
5. Cars that are basically huge stereos on wheels.
6. Jail time.
7. Sexual prowess or promiscuity.
8. The number of children either birthed or fathered.
9. Popularity in high school or college.
10. "It takes 10 *insert unit of measurement and alcoholic beverage* before I get drunk!!"
Ten things S2M DOES find impressive, ranging from "Oooh, really?" to "OMG may I fangirl you??!?!"
1. Writing or drawing a best-seller or internet popularity equivalent.
2. Having a Masters or even better, a Doctorate.
3. Fluency in both speaking and reading for a language not of your birth.
4. Successfully backpacking across Europe, especially if you're female.
5. High skills in music or art.
6. Regularly dressing outside of accepted fashion out in public, such as cosplay or period costume.
7. Being a self-made millionaire--by legal means.
8. Abilty to build from scratch or successfully repair complicated electronics, machinery, or working objects like computers, cars, and sailing boats.
9. Overcoming any form of addiction or disorder, from smoking to fear of flying to over-eating.
10. Enjoying literary, political, or other genres of intellectual debate.
There. Thoughts??
ETA: this post has earned comments from every man on my flist but one, and he doesn't count b/c he only visited LJ once. Heh. *is amused*